thor’s age is the most inconsistent bullshit i have ever seen because some comics say he’s millions of years old and some say thousands and he’s really hot either way and basically what i’m trying to say is that i want to fuck a potential fossil
My total favourite thing in the world is white girls who never miss an opportunity to let you know their boyfriend is Japanese or Korean. Like, honey, I can assure you nobody fucking cares that you have an Asian accessoryoopsimeanboyfriend.
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
the funniest thing about this website is when you see someone saying something really thoughtful and serious and you look up and the person’s url is like fistmesquidward
DO NOT MASTURBATE DIRECTLY AFTER CHOPPING JALAPENOS
OH MY GOD
SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED “JESUS FUCK” REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING
self positivity is key remember the self positivity orange
oh god never mind it tasted like shit